Monday, January 15, 2018

The Ugliest Flats You Will Ever See OOTD

Imagine my enthusiasm when I found this pair of horrific flats with pink fur accent. The boyfriend was perplexed when he saw them and thought they were slippers for home, after I went out with them in the street he was even more perplexed.

I probably should stop buying ugly clothes since I tend to get a lot of negative feedback regarding the way I dress. It usually doesn't bother me, because when I wear my weird clothes I become delirious and feel as delicious as yesterday's microwaved pizza. I notice people stare, but I think it's because I'm awesome not because they are appalled by my furry flats. Self delusion is my specialty.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I wish I was a fish, cause they can be shiny and colorful without anyone been judgy. I'm halfway there though, I have the prickly eyes and the constant blank stare with the mouth wide open.

Regardless, every cell in my body was screaming of joy when I saw these furries and I immediately knew these would be a tough cookie to style. I thought if I am going to go over the top, let's go as high as possible, so I styled them with a slip on dress, sweatshirt underneath and heart printed socks.

This silver slip on dress is from Zara and I bought it last year for a vacation to the Sea. I was planning to be a mermaid, but it seems the dress is for girls with boobs and we all know I have lost this battle long ago. Even so, I still manage to incorporate the dress in the more colder months with sweaters underneath, where having a cleavage is not necessary. Yaaaay?

As you can see the hair situation was getting out of hand when I took these photos. I dyed it blonde by mistake and then dyed the ends pink since I didn't wanna resemble mother of dragons..... It is blue and pink now and I'm going to show you more from it on my next post.  

I was too lazy to photoshop the dog hairs on my tights, so brace yourselves, unperfection is coming!

Silver slip on dress - Zara, Flats with faux fur - Remix, Sweatshit - Zara

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Plastic Transparent Raincoat + Pink Glitter Dress

Good morning beautiful nachos! I'm currently so happy it is Saturday that I can't even think of anything to write in here. Not that I don't like working myself to death from Monday till Friday and waking up in an ungodly early hour to a pile of crap the doge left as a present. Don't get me wrong, I love to stare at a computer for 8 hours straight and smoke cigarettes every half an hour. Dream life right there!

For me Saturdays are days for staying in a pajama till late night and eating leftovers from yesterday, Saturdays are a state of mind, Saturdays are a time to reconsider is being a hobo really that bad? Is paying bills actually overrated?

My favorite activities during a Saturday is not been bothered by anyone and ..not been bothered by anyone. Those days are sacred people! I could do something productive today though, maybe go to the dentist cause I have a hole in my tooth with the size of a beached whale, maybe clean up the apartment cause it's starting to look like the home of an OCD hoarder, maybe cook something so we don't starve, maybe......OR maybe, I can just sit around all day while the guilt of doing nothing sinks in slowly into my irresponsible heart. 

How about you guys, how would you usually spend a Saturday? Do you run away from obligations or are you one of those extinct species that use the weekend to run errands? 

Now let's get down to business, before I feel too lazy to blog. 
I found this dress in Remix again, and please don't laugh, but I thought I might use it for a night gown. 
I tried it once or twice but I felt like I was falling asleep like some Disney princess. It just doesn't feel as right, as borrowing you boyfriend's stinky t-shirt to sleep in it. 

As it turns out, the dress is more outside appropriate so I've decided to wear it ..wait for it....outside! On her first walk into the wild I wore it with the new plastic raincoat and jeans underneath. I don't know what's this love I harbor towards dresses over jeans, but I adore how it looks. 

These photos were taken few days ago when my hair was still like this. If you follow my Instagram you will know that I went blonde, then I went blonde and purple, and currently I am with blue and purple hair..... My boyfriend by the way, made me record a promise on his phone, that if this time the dyeing doesn't work I won't dye my hair any more. He's a bit dramatic and concerned that he's going to date a bald gal, and he doesn't let me dye my hair anymore. So, either I like it or not, it's staying for good....I'll post some photos later on, on my Instagram so I can hear out your opinion as well. Please lie to me and tell me I'm pretty!

Transparent Raincoat - Fashionclub, Glitter dress - Remix, Red patent boots - Zara.

Anyways, I really like how this outfit turned out. The proportions are good and the transparent raincoat I must say is extremely versatile. You can dress down a bit and wear something casual, but when you place it on top it gives that extra that makes you stand out. I'd say it is a good investment, not to mention that it's actually practical as well, not like those coats without pockets! 
What do you guys think? Is it over the top? 

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Tie Up Sandals in the Winter OOTD

I have a confession to make, all my flesh friends and blog friends are getting married and pregnant, and this makes me think I am getting old as fuck. At the prime age of 28, this year starting 29, I think I should do more with life and instead I am wearing summer sandals in the winter.....
- Hey Keit, what will you leave before you die? 
- Oh nothing much, just my ridiculous sense of style!

Anyways, this is not the only confession I have, the second one is that I love socks with sandals......There, I said it, I feel free now! Seriously though, I know socks with sandals is not for everyone and most of the people around me make squeamish faces when they see someone wearing these together. However, I like the idea of spicing up a chunky sandal with polka dots tights or over the knee socks. I used to believe this should be strictly forbidden for the winter, because let's face it, winter days with tons of snow and wind can cause you a limb amputation. But recently we are having a pretty decent winter in Bulgaria, with no snow and temperatures above 10 Celsius hence my desire to wear my sandals again. 

I styled these with a denim dress and over the knee socks with kinky bows on the sides. One of the ways you can feel warm and cozy even with sandals is layering. You can always use tights and layer socks on top for some extra temperature. My legsies were feeling fine and dandy still! Maybe this is just a phase that will pass like my teen obsession with Vin Diesel few years ago, let's watch and hope.

Back to the being old dilemma, I know a lot of people who are going crazy because they are reaching their thirties and I wonder is it because people are just loony like that, or does society pressure us to be awesome at 30 otherwise you might as well throw yourself in the dumpster right next to the tuna fishies. It's interesting how you can do drugs and be crap at 20, but once you reach 30 you gotta suck it up. And don't get me started on the "I gotta have baby larvas soon or I'm gonna die alone" kind of mentality which always puzzled me. Now don't get me wrong, I'd love to have a baby larva some day, but not because the world says so, the world is often wrong.
What do you guys think, is getting 30 really a reason to go mental?

Dark denim Dress - Remix, Tie up Sandals - Reserved